Please, Don't Touch Anything App Reviews

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Pretty good

A good but challenging game.

Waste of money

This seemed like it would be lots of fun but I was utterly bored. Uninstalled after 5-10 minutes of pressing buttons.

Beware. Steam game with sluggish ported response time

Beware. Steam game with sluggish ported response time. Probably a much better experience on the desktop. Oh well.

Excellent Game

Very challenging but addictive. If you know the source or reasoning behind the answers it makes it that much better.

Like PC but not

Loved the PC version of this game. Being able to touch the controls directly adds some "realism" to the game but some responses are too slow, making the bomber mini-game much harder to complete. Cant wait to find the new endings that are not in the PC version (yet?).

Not worth the price

This is not worth the price, played about 5 minutes and got bored of it. Dont waste your money on this "game"

Meh

Its price is a little high

Cooldown between clicks is a problem

So i played threw most of the game and its pretty good, but i got to a point where i noticed that there is a slight cooldown between taps before the next tap becomes responsive. This makes the mini-game impossible to complete. I checked playthrus on PC and this isnt a problem on pc. Please fix this so i can actually complete the game.

Overpriced

After a half hour of mild progress and tons of frustration, youll simply Google the solutions to get it over with. Puzzles are solved by bumbling trial and error, not by deduction.

Do not buy!

This game is no fun and is a waste of money after only pressing buttons with no instruction whatsoever. :(

Easily one of the most frustrating games Ive played

Not the game itself, but the "City Boom" minigame: the long cooldown between clicks makes the thing nigh impossible to finish. Also, a game designed in the style of early 90s pixel graphics really has no business lagging on my ipad. The rest of the game is great, but those two issues almost ruin the whole thing imo.

Great, mindblowingly great puzzle game

This game is incredible, it implements all the different parts of the area to achieve 25 or so different endings. Unfortunately, however, I am unable to complete the game due to a bug I have that causes the grey button click counter to go up on its own after I click the grey button. I have tried stopping it using the red button on the numbers, but nothing happens..

Its ok

Its an ok game but its kind of boring I dint suggest wasting your money on this crap

screwdriver

i cant even find the fkn screwdriver on lvl 1

How?!!

What do you do after you get the hammer??

Should be less

Its a fun game. But REALLY!?!? $7 for this? Its not worth it dont get it unless it gets cheaper

Good game, garbage touch controls.

The zoom makes it somewhat handy, but the delay between touches makes the counter, the fetus boss, and the city bomber a full on pain. Fix the delay so I could easily mash it. Also, the counter would be better if we just tapped it. People on PC have to click it that many times, it makes it manageable for us speed tappers as well.

Please fix the city boom mini game

Still hard af, I tap the button fast but the reaction time of the game is so slow.

I love this game but its impossible to think because the button has too much of a delay for the plane bomb drop

PLEASE PAPERS PLEASE

Make papers please universal app please it would would with the zoom feature that this game has and dont make it a separate paid for app cause I dont have an iPad anymore and I wanna play badly the pic layout like Ive seen would work for iPhone and iPod instead of the up and down like iPad I dont care please make the app universal

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